☕ Fluent in sarcasm, highly allergic to stupidity. ☕

Whether you’re dodging dumb questions, dealing with idiots before your first cup of coffee, or just setting the tone for your day, this “No Hablo Fucktardo” mug gets the message across loud and clear.

✅ High-quality ceramic – Holds coffee, tea, and even your tolerance for BS.
✅ Microwave & dishwasher safe – Because even legends like you need convenience.
✅ Perfect for the office, home, or that one coworker who just doesn’t get it.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!