

dUSTIN SIMS
BAD DECISIONS. GOOD STORIES.
2M+ FOLLOWERS • 1B+ VIEWS
BAD DECISIONS.
GOOD STORIES.
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2M+ FOLLOWERS.
1B+ VIEWS.
AND SOMEHOW IT'S STILL MY JOB

ALABAMA BORN.
QUESTIONABLE EVERYWHERE ELSE.
Dustin Sims is a comedian from Alabama with 2 million followers, a billion views, and enough bad decisions to keep this going indefinitely. He tours the country telling true stories about family, small-town logic, and the kind of decisions that make perfect sense right up until they don’t.
AVAILABLE FOR BAD IDEAS
Comedy Shows.
Theaters.
Festivals.
Private Parties.
Church Events.
Corporate Events.
Organized Orgies.
Gender Reveals.
Gender Reveal that turn into Orgy
Honestly whatever you're planning.
Comedy Shows.
Theaters.
Festivals.
Private Parties.
Corporate Events.
Organized Orgies.
Gender Reveals.
Gender Reveals That Turn Into Orgies.
Honestly, whatever you’re planning.
GOT MONEY AND QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENT?
Brand partnerships. Sponsorships. Integrations.
If it makes sense for both of us, let’s do something weird.