HarrimanTN
Princess Theatre
COMEDIAN. STORYTELLER. ALABAMA’S PROBLEM.
BAD DECISIONS.GOOD STORIES.
I do dumb shit and tell everybody about it.
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NOT NEAR YOU?
I might be headed your way.
Consider this your warning.
PERSONALIZED VIDEOSLET ME TALK SHIT
LET ME TALK SHIT
TO SOMEBODY YOU LOVE.
Birthdays, anniversaries, or somebody who needs to be told to go fuck himself.
2027 REDNECK RENDEZVOUS TOURYOUR TOWN.
YOUR TOWN.
MY BAD DECISIONS.
A week in your town.
A comedy show on Saturday.
THINK YOUR TOWN CAN TOP IT?
THE MAN RESPONSIBLE
I’M DUSTIN SIMS.
I grew up in Muscadine, Alabama. That probably explains a few things.
I’ve always liked the people everybody else thinks are weird. Those are usually my favorites.
Now I travel the country telling stories about my life, my family, and the people I meet. Somehow, this counts as a job.
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You’ve watched a hundred of my videos in a shirt you bought from somebody who ain’t told you one fucking joke.
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