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dUSTIN SIMS

BAD DECISIONS. GOOD STORIES.
2M+ FOLLOWERS • 1B+ VIEWS
BAD DECISIONS.
GOOD STORIES.

BOOK DUSTIN

DUSTIN SIMS

UPCOMING COURT DATES

8/29

Doniphan, MO

Rocky River Resort • Redneck Rendezvous

8/30

Osceola, AR

MCW • The Main Event

9/3

Gadsden, AL

Chestnut Station

9/5

Fruithurst, AL

The Thumper • Hillbilly Hangout

9/11

La Jolla, CA

The Comedy Store

9/12

La Jolla, CA

The Comedy Store

9/13

La Jolla, CA

The Comedy Store

9/18

Smyrna, TN

The Station Theater

9/19

Smyrna, TN

The Station Theater

9/20

Nashville, TN

Zanies

9/11

La Jolla, CA

The Comedy Store

9/12

9/11

La Jolla, CA

The Comedy Store

9/13

DON'T FIND OUT FROM FACEBOOK THREE DAYS LATE.

Get new show announcements, presales, and whatever bad decision I'm making next.

2M+ FOLLOWERS.

1B+ VIEWS.

AND SOMEHOW IT'S STILL MY JOB

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ALABAMA BORN.
QUESTIONABLE EVERYWHERE ELSE.

Dustin Sims is a comedian from Alabama with 2 million followers, a billion views, and enough bad decisions to keep this going indefinitely. He tours the country telling true stories about family, small-town logic, and the kind of decisions that make perfect sense right up until they don’t.

AVAILABLE FOR BAD IDEAS

Comedy Shows.
Theaters.
Festivals.
Private Parties.

Church Events.
Corporate Events.

Organized Orgies.

Gender Reveals.

Gender Reveal that turn into Orgy
Honestly whatever you're planning.

Comedy Shows.
Theaters.
Festivals.
Private Parties.
Corporate Events.
Organized Orgies.
Gender Reveals.
Gender Reveals That Turn Into Orgies.

Honestly, whatever you’re planning.

GOT MONEY AND QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENT?

Brand partnerships. Sponsorships. Integrations.
If it makes sense for both of us, let’s do something weird.

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